Ninja Thunderbolt (1984)
$ 14.99
Spliced together from multiple unrelated films, stitched with nonsense dialogue and drenched in awkward romance, the result is a fever dream of martial arts mayhem. Car chases crash into sword fights, underwater shootouts collide with slow-motion sex scenes, and ninjas explode into frame for no reason at all. Then they roller skate away.
Godfrey Ho strikes again with one of his most entertaining cut-and-paste nightmares, delivering all the chaos, charm, and WTF energy that made his ninja cycle legendary. For fans of Ninja Terminator, Golden Ninja Warrior, and the sacred tradition of baffling VHS-era brilliance, this one skates straight into your heart.
- 89 minutes
- STANDARD FORMAT
- English audio soundtrack
- DVD is NTSC format, Region 0 (region free) playable world wide
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